31st May 201201:311,039 notes
Anonymous asked:

lol lol lol you so funny lol lol lol. oh wait, no you arent.


You’re right, you are the funny one with your original satire! Keep going!

30th May 201219:50294 notes
Anonymous asked:

if he looks like shrek you look like chewbacca.


Really? You think?? I’m so flattered that you think I am up to the standards of George Lucas and am such an iconic character in pop culture! Thank you!

Anonymous asked:

that guys name is niall. dumbass


Are you sure? He looks more like a Shrek.

Anonymous asked:

ugliest blog ever.


Thank you very much!! :)

30th May 201217:0388 notes

Saw one of the One Direction kids at menchies at Bloor/Bathrust. The blonde circle faced one. 

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sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

(via erthan)

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